Tuesday, April 28, 2009

on and on and on

I just made a quiz on Fazbook.
I'm so pathetic.
I was like, okay, I will do one of my Psych sheets when I get home from work to get a headstart on what we're doing.
I didn't.
I watched All Saints and came on here and made a quiz.

If you want to do my quiz, here are the answers:

I don't know.
Red.
Shooting up.
Milo's virginity.
BOOBS.
Ron Stoppable.
Gerard and Peter.
Shooting up and Warped Tour with my lover.


ENJOY

Harriet just took it; she got 12%!
MWAHAHA
She doesn't know me well at all!
Caitlyn is winning with 62%
and Zane got 0%...

YAY
I'm number four on Milo's list.
Sucked in Allie and Ben Allison and Lydia and everyone else who's not as good as me!

Monday, April 13, 2009

contempt leads to the present.

So I was thinking about a bulletin I was going to write on MySpaz, and then I thought "Why don't I write it as a blog instead?" DUH.

So on the Comedy Festival thing, I think it was David O'Doherty (maybe not) that said how people put one of their unrealistically good-looking photos as their Fazbook or MySpaz default although it looks nothing like they really do usually. Then when someone from the site meets them in real life, they're like "Hmm, you look nothing like that attractive photo that was supposedly of you on MySpaz."

Now I thought about this while on MySpaz, then glimpsed at my default and thought "I do the exact opposite." I usually pick an unnaturally awful photo of myself, like the one I have now, which is me pointing at a camera. Logically, this is because if someone does meet me in person, they'll be pleasantly surprised and impressed by my incredible beauty. They wouldn't be disappointed. (I don't pick a photo of me looking ugly in case I meet someone from MySpaz in person, as I usually don't meet up with people from MySpaz, but because I'm a loser and I find it amusing setting a gross photo of myself as a default, especially because I am really pretty.)

Okay, so then I thought about the word 'disappointed'. I was like "Okay, disappointed means let down, BUT appointed doesn't mean satisfied or pleased." Why is this? Shouldn't disappointed mean, like, to be unappointed. I know, crazy world.

Who feels a little bit stupider after reading this bulletin?

Maybe you're DISAPPOINTED.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

if i only had an axe...


or a giant fire blower machine thing.


IT'S ME AS A SUPERHERO!


Friday, April 10, 2009

dear your holiness

Religion:

A total waste of time; another penny thrown down the well.






Happy Death of Jesus Day.

Thank God he died for chocolate our sins.