I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU

NOBODY READS THESE ANYMORE.

I just looked at the people I am following on "Blogger" or "Blogspot" and like everyone's has been deleted. Bronte has deleted his. Elle and kat haven't written on theirs for like a year and I don't know what Lydia's doing on hers.

And why is nobody using Blogger or Blogspot or whatever the fuck this website is called?

TUMBLR!

Tumblr is the enemy. It isn;t even spelt right, surely it shold be called 'Tumbler'. I suppose that's the fucking indie point.

Tumblr is more popular because people would rather repost other people's pictures than actually write anything.

NOTHING ON TUMBLR IS ORIGINAL.

At least on my amazing, insightful blogs, you get pictures of me as a superhero, randomly placed song lyrics as titles, the considersation of Jesus' place in a boy band and essential quotes for the new millenium.

WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?

YOU WON'T READ THIS


Okay, so I must admit, I look at Tumblr blogs, bu only for pretty girls.
And funny things.
And Harry Potter references.

DON'T JUDGE ME


WELL YOU CAN'T
YOU NEVER EVEN READ THIS

In six months, I assume I will be less happy than I am now.
Why?
You'll never know.

Well, maybe you will.
But you won't know that you know

BECAUSE YOU NEVER READ THIS SHIT BLOG



I wish I was a billionaire.
I would travel lots and buy lots of things and not study.

And on those unmaterialistic words, I bid you ADIEU

I have to go pick Annika up from work
HEAR THAT, ANNIKA?

Well, read that?

i DOUBT YOU WILL
BECAUSE NO ONE READS THIS

I still like you lots.
I hope it's still painted in blood on your wall.

NEVARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

social currency

For those of you who reduce sexual orientation to a simple choice, a character issue, a bad habit or something that can be changed by a 10-step program, I’m puzzled. Are you saying that your own sexual orientation is nothing more than something you have chosen, that you could change it at will? If that’s not the case, then why would you suggest that someone else can?

Sharon Underwood (2000)

You plus me equals death.

So, I just got reminded of blogging through reading Annika's blog.

Then I read my last entry and I was like, wow, no one is reading this.
Well, usually my blogs are just song lyrics, amusing photos of Jesus or Nietzsche quotes, so i can see why it's not the most popular thing on the internet............yet.

I should go to bed, but I know like, all my loyal followers will want more and more from this blog.

I love writing something and knowing no one's going to read it, despite how public it is.

Anyway, this has entertained me for long enough...not really.

So, I leave you with some encouraging words, for once, not from Neitzsche, but from a rather modern philosopher;

"Progress kicks waiting in the ass. At least with progress, you’re getting somewhere."

A Soft Skeleton with Knives in its Back

I should be doing some work for uni, but instead I thought, hmm, should definitely post another blog, due to the fact that all my followers are probably (when I say probably, I mean definitely) freaking out about my lack of blogging, theorising whether I've been kidnapped or committed suicide. Thank God I'm still here. Nothing to report. Just did the dishes and a load of washing. I'm now waiting for Milo to call me, so I can go pick him up from school and we can make some partaaaay invitations for my 18th. Nnobody will even read this HA.

So that's about it.

I know, interesting, right?

Love to all.


...Lawlz.

we love to boogie, the jitterbug boogie

Are you afraid of being alone?

Because I am.

I'm lost without you.

arrest this man, he talks in maths.

I think Jebus was pretty cute.


He looks like he's the sensitive one in a boy band.

on and on and on

I just made a quiz on Fazbook.
I'm so pathetic.
I was like, okay, I will do one of my Psych sheets when I get home from work to get a headstart on what we're doing.
I didn't.
I watched All Saints and came on here and made a quiz.

If you want to do my quiz, here are the answers:

I don't know.
Red.
Shooting up.
Milo's virginity.
BOOBS.
Ron Stoppable.
Gerard and Peter.
Shooting up and Warped Tour with my lover.


ENJOY

Harriet just took it; she got 12%!
MWAHAHA
She doesn't know me well at all!
Caitlyn is winning with 62%
and Zane got 0%...

YAY
I'm number four on Milo's list.
Sucked in Allie and Ben Allison and Lydia and everyone else who's not as good as me!