we love to boogie, the jitterbug boogie

Are you afraid of being alone?

Because I am.

I'm lost without you.

arrest this man, he talks in maths.

I think Jebus was pretty cute.


He looks like he's the sensitive one in a boy band.

on and on and on

I just made a quiz on Fazbook.
I'm so pathetic.
I was like, okay, I will do one of my Psych sheets when I get home from work to get a headstart on what we're doing.
I didn't.
I watched All Saints and came on here and made a quiz.

If you want to do my quiz, here are the answers:

I don't know.
Red.
Shooting up.
Milo's virginity.
BOOBS.
Ron Stoppable.
Gerard and Peter.
Shooting up and Warped Tour with my lover.


ENJOY

Harriet just took it; she got 12%!
MWAHAHA
She doesn't know me well at all!
Caitlyn is winning with 62%
and Zane got 0%...

YAY
I'm number four on Milo's list.
Sucked in Allie and Ben Allison and Lydia and everyone else who's not as good as me!

contempt leads to the present.

So I was thinking about a bulletin I was going to write on MySpaz, and then I thought "Why don't I write it as a blog instead?" DUH.

So on the Comedy Festival thing, I think it was David O'Doherty (maybe not) that said how people put one of their unrealistically good-looking photos as their Fazbook or MySpaz default although it looks nothing like they really do usually. Then when someone from the site meets them in real life, they're like "Hmm, you look nothing like that attractive photo that was supposedly of you on MySpaz."

Now I thought about this while on MySpaz, then glimpsed at my default and thought "I do the exact opposite." I usually pick an unnaturally awful photo of myself, like the one I have now, which is me pointing at a camera. Logically, this is because if someone does meet me in person, they'll be pleasantly surprised and impressed by my incredible beauty. They wouldn't be disappointed. (I don't pick a photo of me looking ugly in case I meet someone from MySpaz in person, as I usually don't meet up with people from MySpaz, but because I'm a loser and I find it amusing setting a gross photo of myself as a default, especially because I am really pretty.)

Okay, so then I thought about the word 'disappointed'. I was like "Okay, disappointed means let down, BUT appointed doesn't mean satisfied or pleased." Why is this? Shouldn't disappointed mean, like, to be unappointed. I know, crazy world.

Who feels a little bit stupider after reading this bulletin?

Maybe you're DISAPPOINTED.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

if i only had an axe...

or a giant fire blower machine thing.

IT'S ME AS A SUPERHERO!

dear your holiness

Religion:

A total waste of time; another penny thrown down the well.






Happy Death of Jesus Day.

Thank God he died for chocolate our sins.

you do it to yourself.

In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation.

The person who said this lived from 1908 to 1986, and the world still hasn't caught on.


Society cares for the individual only so far as he is profitable.

It is easier to think of the world without a creator than of a creator loaded with all the contradictions of the world.

The fact that we are human beings is infinitely more important than all the peculiarities that distinguish human beings from one another.

If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat.

Remind you of anything?









Homosexuality, is regarded as shameful by barbarians and by those who live under despotic governments just as philosophy is regarded as shameful by them, because it is apparently not in the interest of such rulers to have great ideas endangered in their subjects, or powerful friendships or passionate love-all of which homosexuality is particularly apt to produce.

That one was around 400 BC




Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.

That one's a bit more recent

have i found my way?

To die hating them, that was freedom.

i've made mistakes...

I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I'd make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you'd be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.

Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty... satisfaction.

"DO IT YOURSELF, I'VE GOTTA SAVE SOME AFRICANS!"

Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down.

“He’s thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?”

falling away with you.

"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."

she said she loved me.

It's my Nietzsche day...

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.
I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance.
After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands.
Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.
In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.
One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star. (what?!)
One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.
No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
Success has always been a great liar.
The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.
There is not enough religion in the world even to destroy religion.
The person lives most beautifully who does not reflect upon existence.
Whatever is done for love always occurs beyond good and evil.
I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to be than a good dancer.
For out of fear and need each religion is born, creeping into existence on the byways of reason.
To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task.



After the old God has been assassinated, I am ready to rule the world.

when will you accept yourself?

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.


I have both.









Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

exoneration lost his eraser, but my forgiver found the sun

a few relevant to me


“Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.”
“Sometimes the most positive thing you can be in a boring society is absolutely negative.”
"We are always getting ready to live but never living."
“I just cash in on the fact that I'm good looking, and I've got a nice figure and girls like me.”

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

the hardest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

There is only one happiness in life - to love and to be loved.

I think that's two.

you can't lay brick on wet cement.

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"